Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet
As told by shoujo artists.

September 05, 2009

Wow...Haven't Had Time to Update...

So, my job got waaaaaaaaay more demanding and I also lost a lot of my free time (I sense a positive correlation here) so I haven't udated.

Let's see....games that are currently awesome:
  • Arkham Asylum is amazing. If you ever wanted to feel like Batman, than this game is for you. Part-action, part-stealth, and loads of fun grappeling devices plus top-notch voice acting are what make up this game. They used the Batman: the Animated Series voices (Kevin Conroy as the Dark Knight and Mark Hamil as the Joker) which brings me back in a super-good way. Graphics are competent and gameplay is awesome. There's enough history and trivia to make even the most rabid fanboy drool for weeks on end. And silently grabbing a thug and tying him to a gargoyle never gets old. Ever. Also, I adore Harley. "Whateva you say, Mista Jay!"
  • Demon Blade Muramasa from Vanillaware is just as cool as its predecessor Odin Sphere with the beautiful hand animated 2-D sidescrolling and vectors. No dub track, though. That's about my only complaint. The stories are interesting, the voice acting fun, the art is flawless, and the gameplay is intuitive and hardcore. You control either Momohime (possessed princess) or Kisuke (amnesiac ninja). I'd say more about it, but I haven't seen enough to bitch about the story.
  • New Okami! It's called Okamiden and you play as chibi-Ammy. Not kidding. Puppy Ammy. It's on the DS, which probably works suprisingly well considering the touch screen and the stylus. Still wishing this was on a console, but maybe it'll lead to that at some point.
  • Disney aquired Marvel. I know I'm the last to report this, but still. How weird is that!? People are speculating about Spiderman in the next Kingdom Hearts, but I'm more interested in Belle making an apperance in the next X-Men comic. Or something.
  • Mass Effect 2 has been pushed back. BOO! Bioware, knock that shit off! Also, make KotOR III instead of this MMO crap. Please? Or Jade Empire II?

Gotta run. Will update again soon. Promise. ^_^

May 11, 2009

Witchblade

For the fun of it Tony and I have been watching the anime series Witchblade ("inspired" by the American comic/series) because a patient lent it to me. It's mindless fun, almost like your typical mecha series without the mecha. Also, lots of boobs. In both senses. And lesbianism!

It's a weird one (and also highly sexulized...for laughs...and seat squirming) but can be fun. I reccommend if you're seriously bored, but otherwise you can skip it.

Let me know if you've seen something worth checking out.

April 27, 2009

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Listen up comic book fans! For those who aren't already in the know about this, there is an awesome series by Canadian Bryan Lee O'Malley about a slacker hero wanna-be rockstar named Scott Pilgrim. The series is five books so far and incredibly hilarious with gags revolving around video game/anime/comic references. In order to date a girl who's using his head to deliver packages (Ramona Flowers) Scott must fight and defeat her seven Evil Ex-Boyfriends (they have a league!). Filled with punchy art and wacky humor, this slice of life-cum-heroic epic is a must read.

Also, they're making a movie of it with Michael Cera in the lead. Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) is directing. They have a weekly blog that updates (two are already up) and it looks awesome. I'm saying this as a skeptical fan, too. Very cool! Please check it out! It's called Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

April 25, 2009

*fangirl squeal*


Here's Akira and Saki from Eden of the East (Higashi no Eden). Akira is taking a picture of the two of them on his mysterious cell phone (that has 8 billion yen on it). This is near the end of the second episode. I just wanted you to see how adorable the couple was (and how well drawn/colored/etc. everything was). First three episodes are subbed on Veoh Video Network under "Eden of the East". It airs on Wednesdays in Japan, subs are up by Friday. ^_^

April 24, 2009

Teh Animooz

I forgot the "other" tidbits in the last post! How dare I?

This is about anime! Yay, new anime to talk about! Spring season in Japan means new shows to air. And apparently about 90% of them are utter crap (just like on our television!). One is a major stand out, though.

Leave it to Production I.G. to make the stand out show. It's called Eden of the East (Higashi no Eden for those who need to know the Japanese titles) and it's directed by the one and only Kamiyama Kenji (Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex season 1&2, Guardian of the Sacred Spirit). It's brilliant. Kamiyama's previous works are incredible and well executed, but they always seemed to lack a certain heart. Not so with this one.

The premise owes a lot to The Bourne Identity in that the male lead (Takizawa Akira) has no memory of who he is nor why he is naked and holding a gun and cell phone (and turns out later to have a lot of guns and passports with different names). He then sees the female lead (Morimi Saki) being harassed by D.C. cops for trying to throw a quarter into the White House fountains from the gate (she views the White House as the center of the world). Akira stops the cops by being naked and waving a hand gun, and as thanks after ditching the cops Saki gives him her coat...with her passport and wallet inside. Saki chases Akira to his apartment (he found the location on his mysterious cell phone) where he finds the previously mentioned guns/passports. He goes to Japan with her. All the while there is a beautifully recreated Washington D.C. with English lines spoken in ACTUAL ENGLISH BY ENGLISH ACTORS. Take a moment to digest that.

It sounds goofy, but the chemistry created by the leads is undeniable, and while the plot is full of gloomy conspiracy (Japan was bombed last year (2010) with no deaths and is again at the end of the first episode (2011)) and dreaded secret plots, it's done so in a surprisingly light-hearted manner. Akira doesn't seem too concerned about his apparent self-brain washing or what he was beforehand. He and Saki seem to really like and get along with each other, and while all this crazy stuff is going on they're very down-to-earth about it. It's addictive, and strangely reminds me of Miyazaki, to be honest. Couple all this rambling with an intro song by Oasis and the ending theme to stop-motion paper explosions and cut-outs, and this series is full of awesomeness and lots of promise. I'll be tuning in every chance I get.

I also started watching a well-established show: Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei (So Long, Mr. Despair). It's like if Azumanga Daioh and Excel Saga had a baby together. There are so many cynical jokes on Japanese culture (and anime) and just a twisted sense of humor. It's great. This depressed, oft-suicidal teacher who dresses in kimono and hakama has a class full of insane kids. Their names all tell what their personalities are (or are jokes about them). One is hyper-cheerful, one has excessive OCD who has to have everything acceptable, one is mute and speaks in abusive text messages, one is obssessed with yaoi, one has a split personality, etc. The opening starts with the teacher trying to hang himself under a cherry tree and the hyper cheerful one (named after Franz Kafka, of all people) Kafuka saves him by almost killing him. She thought he was trying to make himself taller.

Seriously, check it out if you like Azumanga Daioh or Genshiken or anything about Japan and Japanese high school/culture. My favorite episodes so far has to be where the abusive text message girl is introduced, with the runner up being the cultural festival (minimum of culture acceptable!). It's hilarious and beautifully animated. Check it out.

Wow, long time no post. Sorry. RE5 and a few other tidbits.

So, sorry I've neglected this (and many other things) lately. It's just been hell in my real life, so I've not posted much...anywhere.

So, Resident Evil 5. Everyone else has already commented on it, so my two cents will make a nice clinking noise in the fountain of commentary.

I liked RE5. A lot, really. Sure, it's goofy and doesn't really offer much new in the way of gameplay since number four, but by God are the in-game graphics pretty. In game cutscenes used the gameplay engine! And just the amount of detail and textures...mmmmmmm, it was nice. Targeting system was good, enemies were Capcom enemies (annoying and cheap) with good A.I., inventory is ridiculous, puzzles are retarded, ancient African lazer beams!?, and of course, your companion Sheva.

I had no problem with Sheva. Of course, Tony read on-line to not give her the pistol to work with, so that cut down on a lot of the A.I. idiocy that others experienced. She hardly made stupid mistakes after that and was fun eye candy. I also like the voice acting she had. Other than that though she didn't really stand out much as a character. She was just kinda there. *shrug* I have a theory that people didn't like because you didn't have to protect her like you did with Ashley, and therefore felt somewhat emasculated when she didn't rely on you for help 24/7. Men like feeling big and powerful and needing to help the widdle girlys from the big bad men. Or something.

*SPOILER ALERT* I hated that they made Jill blonde. I mean, really? Long hair, sure. Blonde? Blonde!? Love the chemistry between her and Chris, though. Nothing comes from it, of course, but I still love it. And Chris was sexy, though in that dumb jock way. Still, he had a good voice actor which I enjoyed.

Overall I thought Resident Evil 5 was great and worth the wait. Now the series no longer makes any damn sense, though. And they're re-vamping it. Or something. *shrug* Whatever. The only thing missing was more Leon. He's a hottie. ^_^

February 23, 2009

Evil of Evils...

Tony's XBox broke...so we don't know if he has to buy a new one yet or if the graphics chip can be fixed (that's what broke). He swore that one way or another he'd have an XBox by the time Resident Evil 5 comes out.

He's convinced this game will be as wonderful and grounbreaking as Resident Evil 4. It kinda looks the same to me with better graphics and the less-hot Chris Redfield. I like Leon better because then Ada tags along...Whatever. Maybe Jill Valentine will show up?

February 21, 2009

Games I Wish I'd Played Part 2

Hah! You thought I'd never get around to a part 2, didn't you? Yeah, me neither.

  • Shadow of the Colossus~I wish I got to play this one myself. Instead, I watched as my friend Seth went through and tried to help him solve the puzzles. Then we GameFAQsed it to find where all the upgrades were lurking. This is a beautiful game (for last gen) and truly original. Even if Argo the horse got on our nerves all the friggin' time because of the difficult controls...
  • Ico~ SotC's predecessor. Never seen it, want to play it. Got to see the opening cinematic and I read about it on Wikipedia. I borrowed this and SotC from Larry and then my PS2 bottomed out when I popped it in. *sigh* Still trying to fix it.
  • The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess~I don't own a Wii (or Gamecube, for that matter). Also, the last Zelda game I played was The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening which doesn't even feature the series' titular character. I watched Seth play a lot of this one, and even got to play sections of it myself. I just wish I got to play the whole thing. It was a lot of fun. Even if Link and Zelda will never, ever, ever, in a million years, ever kiss. Damn cock-blocking Nintendo...A kiss is still family-friendly! How blue are Link's balls by now? Seriously, man's made of iron or something...Or gay.
  • Theif~Yahtzee made it sound really fun. And stealth games can be neat.

That's about it for now. Gotta get to bed. Maybe part 3 will come in another few months.

February 20, 2009

More "Haruhi" to Worship

A new season for The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is in production as we speak! Very exciting. It includes the story from the third light novel Bamboo Rhapsody where Kyon time travels to Haruhi's junior high years and helps her put the symbols on the quad. Other than that I don't know what it includes. The anime will air in August in Japan.

Very exciting!

February 18, 2009

Purity of Art

You might look at the post title and go: "Buh? The hell?", and I wouldn't blame you. It took me almost a year to understand this concept and I can't even remember the proper term for it. In fact, I had a 1/3 of a class on it and for the first time in my life I received less than a 'B' on something English/Humanities-related. But because this can apply to animation, I wanted to discuss it here.

I'll start by asking you the same question I asked myself after re-watching Wall-E for the fiftieth time: Which is superior: 3-D animation or 2-D animation?

Seriously now, don't blurt out an answer. Sit and think about it for a good solid minute, come up with reasons and arguments, and then keep reading this blog. Whatever you do, keep reading!

First, let me start off by saying this: Wall-E is a brilliant and heart-warming masterpiece. I utterly adore it to itsy-bitsy pieces. The fact that about 85% of the movie relies on pantomime to convey story is utterly fantastic and a concept that I adore and can babble endlessly on. It's my personal pick for Best Picture of 2008, maybe a tie with The Dark Knight.

That being said, it is (in my opinion) inferior to most 2-D animated features. Just as most 3-D features are. There are exceptions to this rule, and I'll go into detail later.

Two dimensional animation is superior because it is made directly from the artist/animator. Each cell of animation was hand-drawn from the animator. There was one person and one person only involved with that character on the page, and made them come to life by their own hand. Every expression, every movement, everything done with no interference from a machine, other animators, etc. All was created specifically by the animator themselves, and everything about the character on the page is inherent to the artist/animator's hand.

In computerized animation programs and just about any animator can manipulate a 3-dimensional model stored on the computer into doing whatever they want. Sure, only the best programmers and can get specific expressions, but with enough practice anyone can duplicate it. And therein lies what will always make 3-D animation inferior: the duplication. The mediums. A program made the art--not the human. A bunch of 1s and 0s created what the human hand didn't.

Think about the difference between a photograph and a painting. A painting is a purer form of art because it cannot be reproduced in exact detail, even with the same materials. Even the best copy-cat with the same type of materials, brushes, oils/paints, etc. cannot produce an exact copy because of the little things like paint clumping (for oil paints) or brush strokes, or even a hair of a paint brush being left behind on the canvas in the paint. A picture can be recreated in the same lighting and position easily, or at the very least you can take the original negative and create as many copies as you want. The machine created the art--not the photographer. In reproduction it loses its' purity.

The same with hand-drawn animation and computer animation. With the machine acting as the medium, the purity becomes lost and reproducible. Sure, it takes time and skill, but in the end you can create an exact copy of what was already made. With hand-drawn animation it take innate talent to be able to create recognizable characters on a page, much less copy the exact ones over and over ad infinitum. Could you copy Disney's Pocahontas cell by cell over and over again? Or Production I.G.'s Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade? I think not.

Look back on Toy Story now. At the time, it was a brilliant feat of animation. Now the textures look kinda silly and out-dated compared to what can be accomplished these days. Yet something like Beauty and the Beast is still incredibly impressive in terms of fluidity, motion, and character design, etc. Seriously.

If things like this interest you, I suggest taking a Humanities course or a Philosophy one. They think about this kind of stuff all the time. ^_^

February 09, 2009

Coraline

Saw Coraline this last Sunday. It was utterly fantastic.

For those not in the know, Coraline is a stop-motion film by the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas based on Neil Gaimen's story of the same title. It's a tale full of "careful what you wish for because you might just get it!" that is beautifully told with lively characters in colorful settings. The titular character of Coraline is a treat in herself because she is a normal child with a growing imagination who is bored senseless after her parents move her to the middle-of-nowhere away from her friends. She explores their new home and finds a small, secret door that leads to an alternate dimension where people have buttons for eyes and everything seems built to make her happy. However something sinister lurks below the surface...

It's slightly creepy but full of amazing visuals and great characters. Perfect film to scare the crap out of your kids with. ^_^

February 02, 2009

Ouran 2nd Half

So, the second half of Ouran High School Host Club is out but good luck finding it in stores. I continually checked Best Buy for a week and a half after the release date and it still never showed up. Not even on their website. The first half is still there.

What did I do? I pouted and whined. Tony pointed out that the Internet is a viable source of legally purchasing anime, and I whined some more about how my complex won't allow me to accept packages anymore. Solution? Mail anime to his place. Yay! I got the second half on Amazon.com. Hallelujah! For cheap(er) too!

Still fun menus and extras. And of course the anime itself. Heeeeeeee. Must loan it out to people who want to see (I'm a one-woman lending-library).

In video game news, absolutely nothing to look forward to is on the horizon. That was quick!

No movies, no video games, and no (really) new anime to look forward to right now. Bleak. Oh, almost forgot to mention that Bones' Darker Than Black is starting to come out on DVD, so keep a lookout for it. Box set won't appear for a while, though.

January 15, 2009

Animation

I'm totally stunned: American animation isn't dead. I just spent the last week watching Avatar: The Last Airbender (seasons 1-3) and absolutely loved it. I can't stop quoting it or searching for art on deviant art about it. The fact that this show aired on Nickelodeon still astounds me. Best characters are of course Sokka and Toph, and I'm a Zutarian (because heaven forbid I should choose the cannonical couple...) all the way. This show was just way too awesome. It combined all the best parts of anime and American cartoons while having some of the best characters I've ever seen on a screen. A friend lent me season one and I rushed out to buy the rest (in my defense I was going to buy Ouran High School Host Club part 2 but it was no where in sight). Kudos to American animation!

Also started watching an anime called Toradora! on Tony's reccommendation. It carries on the tsundere character-type created by The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya's titular character in the form of Taiga, a tiny delinquent. It's a romantic comedy that's hilarious, told from Ryuuji's POV (a boy with a gentle nature but with "evil eyes") about the two percieved delinquents trying to help each other hook up with their respective best friends. Beautiful and punchy animation combined with hilarious voice acting creates a cracktacular series. Not as great as Suzumiya, but still promising.